Maybe it was in the Australian section
They knew. This raised their sales by 23% and heart attack rates among aunts by 3%
OH IT IS AN A!
This raised their sales by 23%
That’s because it’s an untapped market. I don’t know how many times I’ve gone into a Hallmark Store, and found myself completely unable to find any card to send to a special cunt. And then, when I ask the workers, they act like they don’t have that sort of card at all.
Not to put too fine a point on it, I think you’ll find that cunts are one of the more frequently tapped markets.
Years ago I saw a lot of obscene/agressive cards in Berlin - grandmas flipping birds, punks grabbing their junk with “Fuck off” as a title, etc. Gotta stock up on them if I see them again. You’re right, postcard sending is a lost art.
What’s it supposed to say? I can’t see it as anything but cunt
edit: Ope nevermind I can see the top of a thing behind it that says aunt
You’re seeing it the good way
“FOR A Special Gunt”
Australian joke card
Joke?
I remember.
This is just from Hallmark Australia.
Is “Cwnt” Welsh for something?
Yes, it’s short for Cwntllewnaberblaenavonarmarthenystglynnwllhelieathwyth
Pronounced “Christine”
don’t forget the i’s are silent.
Chrstne
I’m like 95% sure this is shopped.
Of course it is, they shopped it at the Hallmark shop!
Unless they stole it. Then it’s stoled.
I would love to know if it is.
Client?
Yes. Precisely.
Aunt?
You know… The one that’s ‘special’
Yeah, aunt makes much more sense
I have an aunt like that
I guess Larry David designed that one.
Billy Butcher’s valentines cards dropping just before season 5
Ligatures are so important in typesetting
They’re also the little tendons that make laws work
Definitely on purpose
Cunt is fine. I’ll buy it.
now I want actual greeting cards for “Special Cunts”
Greeting cards from Australia
