Nobody read it, cause nobody wrote it.

I always hate when people say “it is what it is” but they’re right. It is.

I don’t want to be inconvenienced.

Touché

He hasn’t moved

Money isn’t the endgame. It’s power. He wants to own the world and have all the people inside of it report to him.

That’ll be $500

Go to bed!

This describes my interactions with my son during the summer.

It’s probably their attempt to confuse AI.

I first played it on my fridge

The number of times it is going happen is constantly going down.

The last time it did that was not the last time. I can confirm.

I lol’d

His family was kidnapped and they would be killed if he didn’t tie those people to the track. His wife was pregnant. With twins!!!

It’s weird April didn’t know when April begins.

Yeah, aunt makes much more sense

Client?

Wait, they made a third one?

Just gonna shit in the AI powered hole in the ground.