i have had a neighbor… they were not kind when they put in a pool. already in our backyards, it is small. it echoes. you can hear every smallest conversation. they rented a jackhammer and did not check the contract they signed so the pool company rented a jackhammer every day and charged it to the homeowner every day thus used it every day and thus used all day every day and charged them for an extra day’s laborer every day they were such dipshits. also the company they went with fucked up a couple times if you can imagine. so i, uh when i go to protests they use me to lead chants. i have a voice. used to be a pro vocalist, had to give it up for reasons. have you watched This Is Spinal Tap? i read aloud the part of county zoning codes and pigs one day while my neighbors were trying to watch one of the playoff games with their work friends over in the hot tub, with the new fancy plasma tv and everything. So, uh, it doesn’t matter how loud they turn up their volume, This One Goes Up To Eleven. And as far as plausible deniability i do need an excuse to practice my volume work from time to time.

funny enough that was the end of our trouble with the neighbor