The meme is talking about a common probability error that surveys have shown even doctors are prone to making.
Why you’re probably ok:
The rarity of the disease far exceeds the error rate of the positive test. Meaning, the disease occurs in 1 out of a million people, so if you are tested at random and show positive, you only have a 1 out of 30,000 chance (the 3% false-positive rate) of being the the 1 person who truly has the disease.
I almost died of a dental abscess back in 2008, which led to a multi systemic failure. That was fun, but I’m still alive today.
Fuckall with worrying about life anymore, if I ain’t dead yet, well I’m not dead. I’m doing okay BTW…
Any day we’re all breathing is a good day
Be well, friend
I mean, fuck 2026 and all but I can have a good day if I have good food.
Today I broke my personal record for consecutive days lived!
Whoa, congrats! I should check my high score too… OMG would you believe it?! Me too!
Amazing I love it! Congrats friend!