HOW PEOPLE NAME THEIR DOGS

[a terrifying looking ball of dog muscle with bloodshot red eyes and sharp teeth] Princess Penelope aka “cutesie pie”

[the cutest little furball with a pink bowtie and a funny little tail] Lord Brutus Maximus Doomington Skullbane Murderpaw Eternal aka “Von Deathsnout”

https://thebad.website/comic/dog_names

  • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    I’m not actively looking for a Pug / Lhasa Apso mix, but if I ever adopt one I’m definitely going to name it Pablo Pugapso.

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    16 hours ago

    We give three names so when the dog is in trouble we can say all three and they know they fucked up.

    Jesus H Christ, you shit on the rug again!