HOW PEOPLE NAME THEIR DOGS
[a terrifying looking ball of dog muscle with bloodshot red eyes and sharp teeth] Princess Penelope aka “cutesie pie”
[the cutest little furball with a pink bowtie and a funny little tail] Lord Brutus Maximus Doomington Skullbane Murderpaw Eternal aka “Von Deathsnout”
I’m not actively looking for a Pug / Lhasa Apso mix, but if I ever adopt one I’m definitely going to name it Pablo Pugapso.