Even if you believe german memes are trash please dispose of them properly with waste seperation in mind.
Or else…

This doesn’t look like that old lady that’s lived in the building for 50 years and won’t mind her own buisness
In Germany, this is less a physical appearance / age matter and more of a mindset.


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Du sprichst kein Deutsch, davon aber genug, um auf Deutsch mit einem Arschtritt zu drohen? Und mein Ziel war immer, in vielen Sprachen ein Bier bestellen zu können…
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They said to meet them at the bikeshed after school so they can kick your ass in German.
I’m just translating, not trying to start a fight for my own entetainment.
*in den Arsch
Das kommt jetzt aber in den Papiermüll, oder?
Ist ja weder laminiert, noch gestempelt und unterschrieben, also eh ungültig.
Alles klar, faxe ich dann zurück

Ah yes, ze Germans.
I love the uber dry tone and the delivery is just so matter-of-fact that it makes me chuckle.
Now if only I could read German beyond the usual “Hallo”, “Tschüss”, and “Schieße” which are all very important to understand but somewhat limiting in written words to greeting, wishing farewell, and exclaiming.
But that’s a snow panda, not a trash panda.





