What I want is to get to the top of this next hill and nothing, not even my creaking knees, is gonna stop me. I’ll see you huffing and puffing up 15 minutes later and let you rest for 5 before continuing the relentless pursuit of a mind numbed by pain and motion.
Bitch I’m the one out front AND I got the car keys AND the only charged phone, better keep up.
Dude, just solo hike.
Bruddah is a joke. I know how to slow down when other people are around.
I just secretly resent them for being so slow.
It doesn’t seem like you want company, I’ll go with someone else.
What I want is to get to the top of this next hill and nothing, not even my creaking knees, is gonna stop me. I’ll see you huffing and puffing up 15 minutes later and let you rest for 5 before continuing the relentless pursuit of a mind numbed by pain and motion.
This is also fanfiction written by a puma.