I got on the Stockholm metro to commute home…
…for the glory of the empire!
I browsed Lemmy for the glory of the Empire!
I sat in a chair waiting at the dentist for the glory of the empire
Tidied the kitchen FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I sipped on my coffee, for the glory of the empire!
Ooh, did it again, for the glory of the empire!
I shared a meme FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I cupped my nuts while reading this meme for the glory of the empire.
I just took a dump for the glory of the empire
Q’poop!
Ditto, for the glory of the empire!
I went down on my wife for the glory of the Empire!
I hope you told her you were about to do it for the glory of the empire in your best klingon voice.
Hopefully in Klingon, so that she thought he had a hair in his throat
Emailed my congressional representatives FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
Commented on a meme while sitting on the toilet for the glory of the empire
For the glory of the empire!!
I farted extremely hard FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Procrastinated at work, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Updated my homelab server FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I pet my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!







