• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        TIM: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered canine you ever set eyes on!

        ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

        TIM: Look, that Corgi’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

        GALAHAD: Get stuffed!

        TIM: He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

        GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?

        ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!

        TIM: I’m warning you!

        ROBIN: What’s he do, nibble your bum?

        TIM: He’s got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!