• pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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    10 hours ago

    I would watch that romantic comedy.

    • Act one: Meet cute
    • Act two: tragic separation
    • Act three: The time traveler(s) revealed
    • Act four: The couple overcomes
    • Act five: In a twist, the bride and groom each separately meet their time traveling future asshole son who came back to assure their marriage.
    • Act six: Much stress from the soon-to-be-bride’s perspective, as she realizes the fate of the world outweighs her romance.
    • Conclusion: The groom got a vasectomy, and they live happily ever after.