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minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·16 hours agoBetter lock your oven then
minus-squareSippyCup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 hours agoNo. Let the unknowable cosmic horror take me. Can’t be worse than going to work every day for the rest of my life.
minus-squarechiliedogg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agoDon’t talk like that. That’s not your future! You’ll be laid off at some point.
minus-squareNonconfrontationaI@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoIt’s got hands, it can’t be that unknowable
minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours ago No. Let the unknowable cosmic horror take me. But it’s only taking your spinal fluid. One sip at a time. Until one night there’s nothing left and you die seemingly from old people disease.
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agostill better than going to work every day. I might be sad about not writing my book, but I’m already sad about that so fuckit.
minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoYou still have to until you die ¯_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareNonconfrontationaI@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoPeacefully in my sleep? What’s the catch?
minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoIt takes weeks and you have to get up and live your regular life until then
Better lock your oven then

No. Let the unknowable cosmic horror take me.
Can’t be worse than going to work every day for the rest of my life.
Don’t talk like that. That’s not your future!
You’ll be laid off at some point.
It’s got hands, it can’t be that unknowable
But it’s only taking your spinal fluid. One sip at a time. Until one night there’s nothing left and you die seemingly from old people disease.
still better than going to work every day.
I might be sad about not writing my book, but I’m already sad about that so fuckit.
You still have to until you die ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Peacefully in my sleep? What’s the catch?
It takes weeks and you have to get up and live your regular life until then
Ugh