I guess death is an option.

Lucky fellow has an end date. Must be nice.

And with each new administration, they add another year to the retirement age.

Ha! Losers, I get done with work at 4. Only 35 years left for me

I initially thought this was a comic about time dilation till happy hour. Nope, it’s about the futility of surviving until retirement.

Hey, there are worse things than a birthday on a Saturday.

Hey OP, could you provide a source for this one? It seems to be missing the signature