MY WIFE SAYS SHES GONNA LEAVE ME

…LEAVE ME MORE TIME TO DRINK MUG ROOT BEAR HELL YEAH

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    If you have a root beer addiction and don’t have a root beer around, don’t panic. Instead, you can eat Tenomed™ tendon cream - it contains a high amount of ethyl salicylate, the compound that gives root beer it’s characteristic taste.

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    There was a T-shirt I saw:

    No study No job No money No wife No kids NO PROBLEM!

    (Pic of a guy on the beach with a shaka)

    Op’d like that one lol

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    I feel mugged.

    And I one tried root beer once when I’m the united states.

    Stay I didn’t get the hype is an understatement, that’s one of the weirdest flavors I’ve tasted, and not in a good way.

    But hey, we eat the most amount of licorice per Capita.

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    I tried root beer once for the first time expecting it to somewhat taste like beer but it tasted like soda, it was so disappointing