Phone alarms too, especially when the character takes a long time to wake up to turn it off.

Also, sirens on songs when listening in the car.

PSA: Never, NEVER, use your favourite song or sound as your ringtone or message sound, especially if your employer has your phone number. It destroyed “Bob Marley-Three Little Birds” and that “Metal Gear - you’ve been discovered” for me.

Anyone who calls me on teams can send me an email like a civilized fucking human and I’ll respond when I’m good and ready.

Or a teams message.

But I’m not a savage answering a telephone like it’s 1965.

I like how they call it teams.

Bom bom buwip bip bom bom.

I’ve probably done something correctly in my life since I can’t say I even know what that sounds like. I think I’ve done one video call ever when I was getting my permit for hot work. I don’t remember what app I used for that.

Try setting up an elderly parent with Teams.

One of the streamers I watch has it as a gag alert and he likes to mess with his chat.

You mean the Skype ringtone?

Honestly I sometimes hear it, and my laptop’s not even on.

ptsd noises

Work Related Pavlovian Trauma.

Pavlovian priming at its finest. “Heckssake who’s calling me at… eight PM, never mind, must be the TV then”

OMFG 😂

I am the same way with the Slack “tick tick tick” notification in their commercials.