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No, it’s not accurate dumbshit.
God this comment is so hot
Amazon in the EU:
We’re not supposed to store, let alone share, this customer information. But off the record… [glances around] [whispers] this person is really awesome. Like huge awesome. Can’t tell exactly how due to the aforementioned regulations.
“We can’t collect and share personal data like this, but… If we could, I bet it’d say this guy is extremely handsome, popular, and rich. Hypothetically, of course.”
Mine says I have a “magnum dong” wtf how do they know
Is it because you bought a monster condom?
You did order it off Amazon, what did you expect?
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