Seems better than my job
Might find it easier if you open the can.
That depends. Are you drinking it? Or is it your thrown weapon?
I wouldn’t wish that can on the worst enemy dragon
dragon’s face begins to droop on one side
If you throw it, and the dragon happens to be proficient in crowbar operation within fast-paced environments, it ain’t gonna end well
Yeah, this is unrealistic. First you would drink, then use the empty can as an ashtray, throw the butt in there and fill with a bit of water.
Then walk up to a friend and tell them you got a bit of monster left and give them the can.
Former* friend
“FUS!”
pop
With so much smoking the dragon shouts end all in coughing.
boy dinner
Sorry babe, boss gave me OT again tonight. We’re behind on our dragon soul quota.
The new Death Stranding looks cool.









