Shouldn’t it be “coffee beans” ?
No.
Wow, those are highly specialized. The bird must come from a particular forest, or jungle, i.e. a concrete jungle.
(Attenborough voice) Espresso finch finds itself newly evolved in this concrete jungle. Sometimes competeing with the cocaine finch for energy sources, this species has evolved to consume coffee beans and used grinds it finds due to the gentrification of this jungle. It builds up pressure by holding in its urine for weeks and then using it to dissolve the nutrients for easy digestion. Sadly, this species is now on the verge of extinction being sought by hipsters and bored millionaires for their unique methods.
Shouldn’t the espresso beak be a tiny cup? The nuts beak doesn’t provide nuts…
The real beek for seeds is a little garden shovel.
Does one use an espresso machine to also ingest espresso? I’ve just been drinking the crap like an idiot.
Can’t look at #6 and tell me you don’t believe in intelligent design.
No, that’s Intelligentsia design, which is only available in select cities.
Yep, @time2lose@lemmy.world is copying the memes 1:1 from reddit. No idea why, but whatever.
And I would have gotten away with it if its not for reddit agents moral police.
Oh wait no I never hid the fact
You get weirdly defensive if people point it out though.
For some reason there are people on here who think that Lemmy should just be a copy of Reddit.
As far as I can tell every single post that account has made has been an exact repost from reddit within a couple hours of it going up and being somewhat successful.
Potentially a bot, potentially a lost soul. Whatever it is, I am not bothered, so I don’t care :)
(It’s Jordan Schlansky)
Toucan Sam (he has a name – who knew?) never actually eats the Fruit Loops, as far as anyone can tell. Which should give you pause about your breakfast choices, should it not?
Is this xkcd?
