I’m pretty sure California could afford to do it on thier own, Nevada would probably hitch on.
bring back alta california – baja california misses its big brother to the north!!!
lol
give back what was stolen by santa ana
That’s not the United stated, that’s northern Cuba!
Who gets Hawaii?
Hawaii. They used to be a sovereign nation before crackers came in and took it
That’s not a great summary.
Its true though, they were a sovereign nation before the US illegally annexed them and stole their land
aka the beta version of gaza
It’s not a summary, it’s a simple statement of fact
Hawaiians
New Zealand
a confederation of pacific islands might make sense. gotta keep
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I will add that making this image without using AI would be considered low effort. Still, less effort than using AI and would result in better quality than this.
Gotem there!
Can you put a condom on Florida, to protect the rest of the world ?
Too flacid, gonna need a LOT of gas station boner pills first.
Looks like the east coast already took them all.
this is outrageous !!! United States is too big in this
What, you haven’t heard the old slogan “everything’s bigger in Maine”?
Why not decolonize Turtle Island? Canada is also a settler-colony.
Is mexico not too?
not ANYWHERE NEAR as much as the united states or canada are any other place that the anglosphere has fucked over.
this kind of shit ppl say about latam countries is dumb af tbh. yes, all of latam was formed as settler colonies but why on earth would you want to balkanize global south countries? if anything, and it’s what we latinos been wanting to do, we should unite and build la patria grande. in the majority of cases we do not care that there are a ton of different ethnic groups, we rather unite. this is not to say certain groups shouldn’t receive more autonomy or even their own governance over their land, but it would be the equivalent to balkanize china because they have different ethnic groups.
f anything, and it’s what we latinos been wanting to do, we should unite and build la patria grande. in the majority of cases we do not care that there are a ton of different ethnic groups, we rather unite.
the germans sitting on the throne in madrid realized this centuries ago and intentionally balkanized latin american from the start because of it.
A bit more gray area. The answer is yes, but the fundamental process of settler-colonialism in Mexico led to the majority of the population becoming mixed. Indigenous groups like in Chiapas still fight for sovereignty, but it isn’t the same as the US and Canada, where indigenous peoples were shut out, killed, and stripped from their land the same way.
Ultimately, it’s a topic I have not studied enough to have a definitive answer to, like the US and Canada. The process of decolonization in Mexico will look pretty different from the US and Canada.
Notably Spanish colonialism took native populations and made them citizens whereas most colonial occupations relied on non citizenship to essentially enslave the natives. They still created a caste system but legally they were subjects of the crown just like any other Spanish born person.
Yep, still settler-colonial, but in a manner that preserves much of indigenous culture and ties to the land. The US and Canada are much closer to Israel in how settlers colonialism is handled, past and present.
Hell yeah! I’ll be Canadian!
I too welcome our new Canadian overlords. I’ll have to learn Fr*nch but I think the benefits outweigh the costs. (Just kidding French Canada, I’ve been to French Canada and it is lovely)
Why are there 2 New Englands in this picture?
Because AI
(There are two Alabamas and Georgias, too)
I won’t accept this until Florida becomes part of Mexico and there will be at least one First Nations country.
florida should go to cuba, just to maximally piss off the bitter gusanos.
really most of those lands should return to indigenous control, but cuban miami would be funny.
Better to be part of Cuba.
Agree on the first nations
The thirteen colonies should be british
Turtle Island should be decolonized.
I don’t think Delaware is ready to pay a council tax lmao
It could be a special territory, image how much British corpos would love to move their ‘English HQ’ to Delaware…
Would love to see it, but Texas is going to want independence (there’s just too much ego on the subject in that state). And the centre bit of “South Canada” (Wyoming, Nebraska etc) is chock full of MAGAts. They’re not joining.
South Canada might be Washington state and maybe Oregon Idaho and Nevada. New England would probably want to stand alone but some might fold into Canada - Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire might prefer Canada to getting sucked into a NYC controlled nexus.
Dunno if Canada would want NYC - too many people - would very much unbalance the power balances, more likely NYC picks up the rest of New England. California would be a good cultural match but like Texas I suspect they’ll want to go alone (and are a good chance of grabbing the rest of “Cascadia”)
Leaving a diagonal stripe of the pictured US plus the irredeemable rednecks in the central zone as the rump USA
Anyway, semi serious response to a joke, so yeah I get it, wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, but there is a really high probability of the US breaking apart in the next decade or so.
Will they all form the United Socialist States of America?
United States of Mexada
