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  • folaht@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlOwnership
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    1 month ago

    Capitalism: If you have two cows, your landlord decides they’re tenants late on rent,
    then your landlord sells your cow, buys a bull.
    Then your landlords shoots your other cow and tells you it was attacking him and acted only on self defense.
    As punishment, he gets to eat your cow.
    You protest and then he shoots you.



  • folaht@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlHow screwed are you?
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    4 months ago

    I don’t know if I’d be better or worse off than pokémon fans.

    No phone, no computer, end of the world being neigh, monsters roaming the land, but living in an idyllic cute little town where none of that happens, so I’d surely be fine.

    Although I would probably get sick of hearing the towns people saying the same over and over again real quick and get jealous of not being able to do magic like some of the heroes.

    The mext that comes to mind is life expectency. Will I get old? I don’t see a lot old people in my favorite fictional world.

    They have cups of wishes which revives other players, so I’d have to make some friends there and I’m probably set for life.

    Oh, and medical herbs that cure any illness would be awesome to cure the ones I have.

    And I could restore my health by eating candy and chocolate all day.

    … Unless I will live in that other fictional world, in which case I would say there’s a whole of that going on… with the protagonist… except for that one world but the women there are weird… on second thought I’ll stick with my fictional game world.