Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoYou CAN become GREATlemmy.worldimagemessage-square93linkfedilinkarrow-up1463arrow-down116
arrow-up1447arrow-down1imageYou CAN become GREATlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square93linkfedilink
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 hours agoI was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 hours agoI drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·16 hours agoJust as the prophecy foretold
minus-squareWhoIzDisIz@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agoWhat a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
I am forklift certified.
I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
Not me, I’m anti-authority
They comin’ to pick you up.
You can outrun them.
Just as the prophecy foretold
What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
We’re not worthy!