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First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.
Second wish: beat me half to death.
Third wish: profit
But you can just wish for a lawyer!
>wish for a billion doll hairs
>Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars
>trollface.webp
And then he fucks the genie in the ass haha
If I recall, that particular genie actually pretty much granted the wishes as they were intended, did he not?
With warnings and advice on how to make better wishes, yes. But it was only because he liked the person making the wishes.
(And yeah, hostile genies are too terrifying for a children’s movie.)
