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minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoInvent a sport Export it to all your colonies Have them all kick your arse at it every season #winning Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·2 months agoKick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoOh really? Cricket!? Lol.
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down4·2 months agoMore like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoIndia is beating UK at cricket.
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAnd Australia was beating them before that. We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoGood thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
minus-squarepumpupthejam@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoRugby is popular in the Commonwealth
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
minus-squareKarjalan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoExcept that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”
Invent a sport
Export it to all your colonies
Have them all kick your arse at it every season
#winning
Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
Kick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
Talkin’ cricket
Oh really? Cricket!? Lol.
Confused?
Nope
More like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
India is beating UK at cricket.
And Australia was beating them before that.
We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
Good thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
Rugby is popular in the Commonwealth
I dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
Except that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”