Pizza will be done in 25 minutes

laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

You should try opening my heat treating kiln when it’s been cooking at 1875° F.

Don’t stand too close if you’re wearing clothing made of synthetic fibers.

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 13 hours ago

I just hope that whatever lives in there will never breach containment.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 day ago

If the cold makes your dick shrink that shit’s got to make it about ten feet long.

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 1 day ago

You have a wonderful mind

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 1 day ago

I think it’d melt into goo before it could manage that.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

DON’T GET IN THE KILN!

lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

GET OUTTA THE BLOODY KILN!

typo@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours ago

I had to look that up because it was familiar but I couldn’t remember what that was from

ABCatMom@lemmy.ca · 1 day ago

Oh man, I took a glass blowing course and the heat was crazy! Very glad I made sure all clothing was cotton before going lol