What are you basing this on? Because everything I’m finding online says the opposite, that cats only start to eat their owner once other food sources are exhausted and they’re in danger of starving.

I mean, im not using it anymore and he doesnt know how long until someone finds out. More he eats, less he starves, less i stink. I say go for it

Well, if you like your food warm, and don’t know how to operate a microwave, your options are kind of sparse.

And? I’m cool with that.