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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoWhy not just hide the actual remains there?
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoBecause then I’d have to go back to that one oak tree next to the dried-up riverbed to retrieve them.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoGotta keep the investigators guessing with fake decoy remains. Just wait until they find the one buried underneath the garden shed – guess what, also plastic!
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYou’ve put a hilarious image in my head.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoThe actual remains are in the spike pit.
Why not just hide the actual remains there?
Because then I’d have to go back to that one oak tree next to the dried-up riverbed to retrieve them.
Gotta keep the investigators guessing with fake decoy remains.
Just wait until they find the one buried underneath the garden shed – guess what, also plastic!
You’ve put a hilarious image in my head.
Found Elaine Chao
The actual remains are in the spike pit.