The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoA spoonful of sugarlemmy.worldimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1758arrow-down15
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minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoThis is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father’s, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.
minus-squarefrostysauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoYour dad hired you a nanny when you were 22?
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoYet he won’t hire one for me now, the dick
minus-squaremig@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·19 hours agoIt was a landscaper. OP’s exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards.
This is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father’s, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.
Your dad hired you a nanny when you were 22?
Yet he won’t hire one for me now, the dick
That wasn’t a nanny . . .
It was a landscaper. OP’s exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards.