2016: im at the top art/design school on earth, studying the beauty of all things! Certainly, I will have a future!

Also 2016: LLMs are now a thing. Maybe study us?

Me: p’shaw

2026: LLMs: BOW,SLAVE!

Me: but, what about the beauty of all things?

LLM: this reproduction Eames Group Management Chair is on sale from Manhattan Home Design for $3200 in orange, cream, and black

Me: kill me

LLM: why kill yourself when you could just as easily kill an entire school full of children?

Me: 😮