But NOT pothead! I wasn’t good enough to get the job of festival cop, despite being a juggler. Why I switched to righting so much to get so skilled at it. Education IS our best crime deterrent after all, and I’ve been a crackhead for twelve years now. Has nothing to do with amphetamines. I’m a cop, dummy. I make a difference!
But I have!
Names I’ve been called:
Shakespeare
Hemingway
Burroughs
Kerouac
Thompson
Palahniuk
Buddha
Christ
Retard
Idiot
Take your meds x 500000
Pedophile
Hebephile
Crackhead
Meth head
But NOT pothead! I wasn’t good enough to get the job of festival cop, despite being a juggler. Why I switched to righting so much to get so skilled at it. Education IS our best crime deterrent after all, and I’ve been a crackhead for twelve years now. Has nothing to do with amphetamines. I’m a cop, dummy. I make a difference!