Diabeetus
Not necessarily diabetes. On the short term, you only get sugar shock.
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DIABIDUS!!!
A long time ago I took the Army General Classification Test to help a friend who needed test subjects for some kind of psych class. Almost every arithmetic question was about cigarettes… Bob has $1.50, cigarettes cost 50 cents a pack, how many packs can Bob buy?
€13,50 a pack here
“a long time ago”
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
We’re fine here, everything’s fine. How are you?
Lol, they know their audience!
One of my patients almost died from acute onset pancreatitis after eating 4 pounds of fudge in one sitting, so this could be a trick question.
So, 3.9 pounds is the safe limit
4 lbs… Seriously how?.. I can hardly get through 1oz. It’s too much sugar.
I believe he has some substance abuse issues with alcohol. A lot of alcoholics can get some wires crossed when it comes to sugary foods.
Lots of alcohol plus 4lbs of sugar, ouch.
Wouldn’t that also potentially mess up the kidneys as well?
In the long run I’m sure, but most kidney issues are a secondary symptom of cardio vascular disease and diabetes, really anything that elevates your blood pressure a bunch.
That is some dedication to finishing that fudge. Holy shit
we dont know how long it took to eat those candy bars
maybe those were eaten in 5 years
The rest are expired then
Some of them were expired when ate, even.
Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? … because if it’s in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet … if it’s in Switzerland, they’ll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars
The math problem simply states that Bob ate the candy. Doesn’t matter if he broke his fingers in the process. He ate the candy.
The tops of those toblerones will probably pierce their intestines
naw, that’s clearly John Bolton
I didn’t eat any of MY candy bars. I still have 36. Y’all just have fewer between you now.
A pool of vomit at his feet.
For any young’uns out there who don’t get the reference, the answer is, “diabeetus.”
I got to work with that guy on set of a show. He was super cool and down to earth. Wouldn’t stop preaching about diabetes but he was cool.
I don’t know but his dentist will be very rich.
I still see him in the shack in Antarctica claiming to be all better now.
