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    5 days ago

    Idk I almost got laid. Which…

    Oh. Oh fuck. Oh my fucking fuck. I swear to fucking God.

    If, in two weeks time… Good Lord. I might be in a simulation.

    The universe used up too many plotlines.

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        20 hours ago

        No, no sorry for the confusion.

        The resources are being recycled. I lost my virginity in two weeks 20 years ago.

        Im in a relatively new relationship that is… progressing at the exact pace that it will be in the same timeline. Though it could literally be next week depending if I screw shit up enough or not.