since y’all were bitchin about the last one

(any annoyed responses I give are sarcastic and I’m not actually frustrated)

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
    1·
    11 hours ago

    Those are the biggest stones on the planet (next to the ones dangling between my legs).

    Or that’s a tiny knife. Like the one hanging between my legs.

    Instructions unclear: dick is shredding my undies because the tip is now a chisel