• RiverRock@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    I’m Russian for wanting the war in Ukraine to end, I’m Russian for citing American news sources about it, and I am apparently in a gay relationship with Vladmir Putin himself for pointing out well-documented Cold War history. I don’t know how or when Russia laid claim to all this stuff, but at this point I’ve got to respect their hustle.

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        17 hours ago

        sometimes i wish i knew the language; especially so when i get accused of being one.

        i suspect that it will come in handy blue-maga gets angry for advocating voting against the democrat’s zionist pro-genocide candidate in the next presidential election. lol

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          13 hours ago

          Молодец, Володя! Пожалуйста, явись в ФСБ, чтобы получить следующее задание.

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      I’m Russian cause they’d shoot me if I traveled there to revoke my citizenship.

      tbh, don’t believe any of the shit Russia says. It’s all lies and propaganda, so even if what they say seems to make sense, their actions do not follow. It’s horrible how their news channels report on the war and what kind of paranoid brainworms they have inflicted on my family :/

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        12 hours ago

        tbh, don’t believe any of the shit Russia says. It’s all lies and propaganda

        You’re doing the meme

        The other day I had a guy tell me I was performing oral sex on Putin for pointing out that the fighting in the Donbas region had been going on since before 2022. Showing him a CNN segment on the conflict from 2013 did not change his assessment.