You try explaining private property to a cat

Seismologist 💀

Stop trying to make Putin look cool by giving him communist imagery and saying he’ll invade the US. Also saw things thrown around implying he was gay or that he drags, as if that wouldn’t be based smh

Big man ting the force is, strong with the Dark Side dat bomboclaat Vader is. Dem stik a bush every hoe has.

Love these colonizer index maps

Breaking: Shen Yun dancers allege British people kept giving them opium

You leftist rabble-rousers with your lofty ideals of “not doing a genocide” don’t know anything about getting elected and getting things done

*loses 2 elections to the most disliked president in history*

DAMN YOU PUTIN!

Pictured: Average Texas gay bar

Now to be fair, they’re both Epstein guys.

Today I honor Cowbee’s Sisyphean task of explaining that production/trade and capitalism are two different things 🫡

Did both of them appear in Pizza Hut commercials?

I’ll admit this presidency is going way better than I expected in the destroying the US Empire front. And I had some pretty high hopes.

Of course it’ll be nominated, nothing makes these people feel better than pretending they’re supporting “the issues”. It’ll lose Best Documentary to one about how Thatcher had a puppy she didn’t strangle or something

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DAMN YOU PUTIN

Yeah but have you considered he’s ORANGE? And has SMALL HANDS? COVFEFE

In communist China everyone gets a daily ration of 5 crickets and tree bark scraps, that you’re only allowed to eat after giving Xi Jinping a sloppy kiss in the mouth.

Zorg should learn about the broken window parable smh

So your intention was the latter, and we’re waiting for confirmation to see if it matches the original.

Is there a specific reason why you’re saying he likes china or is this just saying he sucks therefore he likes the bad place iphone vuvuzela