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    21 hours ago

    you think this distracts them?

    This distracted me back then. This distracts me now.
    Who would’ve guessed that people who filled everything with scented stuff in school would grow up to be adults that use scents to fix all problems?

    • Minor body odour distracting the guy next to you? Fill your body with odorant that now makes anyone in the whole room nauseate.
    • Body stinks of whatever you smoked during the break? Noone can tell if everyone’s nose is blocked.
    • Chinese mousepad made out of non RoHS compliant rubber, has residual industrial volatile compounds causing nausea? Well, the room “fresher” can cause more nausea. Fill godowns with the perfume and nobody will notice the Chinese rubber.