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BranBucket@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

I'm just trying to lose a few pounds

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I'm just trying to lose a few pounds

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BranBucket@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago
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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    They all zip past me on their fancy road bikes, barely even pedalling.

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    I’ve learned anything involving animals doing unusual things through night vision video or image is AI slop, aimed at a Facebook trend surging in 2024-2025, possibly still going.

    Usually it’s something stupid like kangaroos or rabbits on a trampoline, a racoon riding on a dog’s back, or a bear and cat snuggling.

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      I have put a rabbit on a trampoline and it’s far less interesting than you would imagine.

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        hop

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    I was really hoping the trail cam picture was real. It is not :(

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/minnesota-wolf-pack-chihuahua/

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      I heard that wolves will draw pet dogs away from their homes to isolate them and hunt them. If that’s true, then I don’t think that we want this picture to be real.

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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        I prefer to believe that the little guy runs the pack. You don’t want to ask what he did to earn their respect.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        Maybe they just want Taco Bell?

        • BassTurd@lemmy.world
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          Accurate.

    • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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      Rule 2026 of the Internet, if it’s static cam footage and it’s showing something interesting, there’s a 95% chance it’s AI

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        But 80% of statistics are just made up on the spot, so where does that leave us?

        https://thefactbase.com/according-to-research-80-of-statistics-are-made-up/

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          Let’s see, 95% minus 80%, carry the two, the answer must be 42!

          But the internet keeps telling me that it is 69, for some odd reason?

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            I hear tell from the youths that it’s six seven.

            • OpenStars@piefed.social
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              And now the newest trend is 41 - no cap skibidi rizz, fr fr!

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      Yeah, I think most people underestimate how vicious animals can be.

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        Yeah, that Chihuahua would throw hands without a second thought

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          Meals on Wheels

      • Hamartia@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, I think most people underestimate how vicious hungry wild animals can be.

    • BranBucket@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yeah, we’ve got a Chihuahua and for his sake I wanted it to be real, but there’s about zero chance wolves would put up with one.

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        They’ll not only tolerate them, but they and coyotes will also actively seek out small dogs and invite them to dinner back at their place.

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          How can you type with those big wolf paws?

          • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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            By using my freakishly long, hairless, digits, including my opposable thumbs, just like every other human person. I’m definitely not a wolf using howl-to-text.

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    Cheap bikes are great, ignore the elitist pricks that think you actually need to spend £2k on a bike.

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      The difference between a cheap bike and a nice bike is similar to the difference between a Chromebook and a decked out ThinkPad or Macbook IMHO.

      You’re absolutely right: most folks just browse the web, and a Chromebook is enough. But the other products do have value.

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      I bought a decent bike for $50 on FB marketplace and then spent $200 customizing and upgrading it and now I have a good bike that fits me perfectly and is comfortable to ride.

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      That is a cheap bike if you’re going mountain biking.

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        I’ve found mountains to be very challenging to pedal and steer. Rocks in the other hand

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        Honestly, $5kNZD (~£2k) will get you a really nice bike that should take you to very enthusiastic amateur; if you are doing significant jumps/drops than you will know what you need and spend accordingly.

        A $5k bike is not extreme by any stretch; and the NZ tax also hits. I have seen $14k (~£6k) in my local bike shop, non-electric mtb.

        Note: I mountain bike regularly and my bike cost me $5kNZD 12 years ago…I mainly ride grade 2/3 tracks these days with the occasional grade 4. Not an authority on mountain biking, but I have a bit of experience in bike costs and what you get for your money.

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          Jesus, is the NZD really that weak right now?

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            2.33:1

            • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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              5k is what I’d consider a midrange bike, in that case. That would get you a very decent full suspension bike, but without getting into things like carbon frames etc.

              You could easily spend twice that.

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                I love how you respond to a guy going “people are pricks about bike pricing” with an “ackshulaly $2k is cheap”.

                Zero self-awareness. Zero social skills.

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                  I’m just laughing about what people think the sport costs, vs what it actually does.

                  A truly top of the line bike is over 20k NZD.

      • nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Way to prove the point

  • Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world
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    Ride until you break stuff, then upgrade what broke or what’s limiting you. Logical increments is a great way to live imo.

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      I don’t recommend this with brakes ironically enough

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        Whenever I mess with my bike brakes, I only do one wheel, then a few rides later allow myself to do the other. That way if I botch it I should have another brake that sorta still works.

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      This doesn’t work for mountain biking, because often the limiting factor is something like frame geometry, which means buying a whole bike to change.

      The good news is you can get a decent quality used bike for very decent money, and change cheaper components to suit, things like pedals, seat, handlebars etc are very subjective.

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    Hey, at least you’re actually there and not sitting on the couch eating chips and posting memes. Oh wait…

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      I mean…you say that like we can afford chips…or a couch…or memes.

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        Yeah, mister moneybags over there with a fancy roof over his head is probably too good to use Lemmy from a library computer.

    • BranBucket@lemmy.worldOP
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      Doritos are underappreciated in terms of post ride nutrition…

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    Slop

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    Me on my $30 mountain bike from the bike co-op. Miss that thing. It was a beast. They’d already fixed her up and it was the perfect bike to learn to really ride D.C. bike trails on. Rock solid.

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