King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days agoFemalesi.redd.itimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageFemalesi.redd.itKing@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square33linkfedilink
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·6 days agoyou look in a mirror, think hard, and undo that
minus-squareKing@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·6 days agoI looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick. Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?
minus-squareEngywook@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-26 days agoUgh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.
minus-squareBreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·6 days agoIt’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.
you look in a mirror, think hard, and undo that
I looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick.
Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?
Ugh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.
It’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.