What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!”

You wouldn’t think it was possible to eat fifty spring rolls, but they put a man on the moon. Anything is possible.

Yeah, well, if you don’t want me to devour the entire buffet, stop making your food so damn tasty and also fix that weird thing where Chinese food disappears from your belly half hour later and you’re hungry again… Then I might eat a respectable amount of your delicious food.

All you can eat my ass, I’m still hungry!

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“Sir. That is all you can eat for $12.99”