We should revamp our celery campaign.
“Just how graphic do you want it? Like full anal, maybe a cross section with penetration!?”
So first off…promoted.

Born too early to deploy to the Middle East. Born too late to deploy to the Middle East. Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

I’m so excited for the launch of our new orphan crusher!

Do they need a trumpet player? I never learned the trumpet but I can toot.

You wouldn’t think it was possible to eat fifty spring rolls, but they put a man on the moon. Anything is possible.

Pokémon Kentucky