Your word for the day is yonic

You’re underestimating how massive cheeks can get

I drank the maximum for my weight and exertion that would just barely not cause water intoxication. Now, let me get a glass

They called them “gross-ups” and I love them.

NSFW sorta

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_Revealed

Whoa, a Shortpacked reference! Haven’t thought of that comic in quite awhile

I think Frieza could’ve destroyed Namek instantly if he wanted. That was a deliberate slow destruction on his part. Vegeta is plenty strong enough at this point in the story to essentially instantly destroy Earth.

We see Vegeta and Nappa standing in their open pods out in space when they destroy that bug planet on their way to Earth, so presumably they can tolerate being out in space at least for a little while too, so maybe his “plan” was too call up his pod to his position after things blew up.

Should be a Jigglypuff

Doctor in board: “Help, I’m trapped in a board! Is there a carpenter on the flight??”

I thought he only asked for the most beautiful woman?

It’s a mashup between an old joke about a depressed clown and the poem Ozymandias by Shelley

Dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate! Bad dog

In Back to the Future, Marty uses his father’s love of sci-fi books to scare him by pretending to be an alien called Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan. This meme shows the realisation later when the father watches Star Wars (the father is played by Crispin Glover)

https://youtu.be/hHZctSnNrsw

Can’t think of something more damning. Doom runs on two cans and a piece of string; how badly have you messed up making something that can’t run Doom?

Yes, but Hermes instead

Uhh, that’s either a really low belly button or exceptionally high clitoris.

Man I hate how AI and non-serif fonts have ruined my reading of so many things.

Changed to cheaper ingredients in some cases, different sweeteners, and whole grain flour in other cases. The recipes just aren’t as tasty.

I’ll colloquially use your name to mean dictionary so you can be.