Fiction and jokes need to be more rational than reality because every day reality has newer and newer shit hitting the fan faster and faster than anyone can register, never mind understand or rationalise.

It would take psychologists a decade to explain to future historians what happens in a month.

Yep I get it, it’s a 3rd world thing. In my home country that’s what I’d do.

Ok he’s a terrorist and war criminal and genocidist and wears a bad hair cut. Anything else?