Some of us may die but that’s a sacrifice you’re willing to make?

Oh really? Then where is my pirated version of Marvel Heroes?

“21:11 doesn’t count”

Not with that attitude. Do you want to celebrate more or not? lol

9:11 happens twice a day.

If he was playing in a jug band he’d be cool too.

If we are doing a conspiracy, I’d like add on; it was supposed to be AOC but the organization is inept.

You can prolly get away with it if you’re not eating the brain.

“They keep trying to convince me that skydiving is safe but the pilot always stays in the plane."

That guy, probably.

I always love this one but I would like it updated. Maybe a crossover from one of the memes that says “and they’re both gay.”

My wife always tells me they say I’m patronizing and arrogant but that I’ll also have a great love life.

Nice try, sweaty but we’re onto you.

Of course I know them. It was me.

I had a stereo with the double vcr setup. I’d rent movies and copy my favorites.

I believe that we’ll figure this out someday.

I kinda thought we were going to get a new Howard the Duck for a second. That would’ve been hilarious either way it panned out.

I think we should take something really underrated but improve it. Off the top of my head, The Rollerblade Seven.

*whose

Elvis math.

Some people just like nasty stuff and that’s their problem.

You could get bootleg floppies. Also, emulators for early consoles were common enough that several people I knew had them. I loved playing snes games and romhacks on my Gateway computer.

I feel slightly better for a second before remembering that these companies will find a more aggressively anti-consumer method.

It feels like I wrote this somehow.

I miss my little light cycle game.