If you start today with a new email, it will take a while but every service/person you switch is one more that isn’t training AI.

It can be a win where you get back what you put in. It can literally just be your top three contacts and make a difference.

The gabagool has a hold on you

Honestly just mailing a kid back and forth is probably cheaper than childcare.

Plus, they don’t stack well

Apparently they don’t tell you because then you could sue them over it.

So they give a generic reason that doesn’t really have any metrics. The problem is that it’s useless as feedback.

Provided they’ve got their “relaxing” licence, of course

So much effort?

Isn’t it the second most mass produced book in the world?

After a certain point, the automation makes making more of them effortless.

Also, it’s an attention economy. If you want me to read your self-help/alt-history book, you need to give me an actual reason.

It’s pretty metal to make the “most condemned” of all of them into the jailer.

I usually go with

“Aha! That’s a trick question!”

And tap the side of my head. Like the meme guy.

Honestly I’d prefer to have a standardised size, but they’re the only eggs at our supermarket that have the maximum ethical standard rating on them.

The medium eggs I buy when these ones have a “shrink week” have a lower rating.

I suspect it’s more to do with supply line issues though, due to correlation with various events in the news.

At the moment where i am there’s some shrinkflation nonsense where sometimes they’ll lower the “average total” weight on the “mixed” size eggs but change nothing on the packaging (apart from the weight, on the bottom).

So I’m checking to see if I’ve got a pack of tiny eggs that just rattle around in the packaging.

But i do a rattle check first.

If I’ve got the tiny eggs i just buy a different brand instead (until they change it back)

Nestle cereals also show the “calcium content: g” inside a cartoon splash of milk.

Because you’re supplying that part yourself.

You’ve heard of ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

This is the other way round.

The feller’s all bag, no shit.

The apostrophe was there originally, but it came off during the bend test.