Same with Born in the USA. They hear the chorus and think it’s about how America rocks, but it’s really about how we traumatize our soldiers and leave our vets out to dry.

Nah, make it worse! The BIOS randomly selects between zero and three ports and ignores them for a random amount of time. It always rerolls when you reboot or when the timer runs out. They are all real and do work, but you never know which ones (if any) or how long.

So it’s all football?

Always has been.

I feel the same about my '12 Civic LX. The only thing I’d give it up for is the same car with a stick.

Andrew Tate keeps his biological building blocks in his mobile device’s battery. This arrangement functions well in prison.

Put another way:

Incel’s cells in cell’s cell excel in cell.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

By the way, Pokemon Red and Blue came out 30 years ago this year.

You will pay $50,000 for your car. It will have a phone in it. I really really mean it. You are not rich.

Honestly, though, if a stopwatch counts milliseconds, I’m gonna see how close to 0 I can get without letting it hit 0

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Get a government job. You’ll hear more acronyms in 2 hours than you’ve heard in the last year.

And fuck the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes. Demolition Man’s the only Snipes movie I like.

-Jon “MC Vagina” Lajoie

I asked it if I should push my car there. It’s a 2012 Buck Shasta.

It’s not feasible to push a car to the car wash, especially one like a 2012 Buick Shasta, which typically weighs around 3,500 to 4,000 pounds (approximately 1,590 to 1,810 kg). Pushing such a heavy vehicle is impractical and could lead to injury.

I mean, fair, but if you know cars, you know a 2012 Buck Shasta isn’t a real car. Guess I’ll have to tow it there with my 2014 Dixon Ticonderoga.

E: I just realized it corrected Buck to Buick lmao

Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.

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That’s the lesson I learned with my credit cards. I took out a loan to pay them off and as soon as they were paid off, I closed them. The sugar is too sweet, and the goblin is ravenous. It’s too easy to use the credit card to acquire junk. Next thing you know, over 25% of your income is going toward credit cards, and you’ve got nothing to show for it.

I finally said fuck that shit. They need me more than I need them. It’s a shame the realization took so long.

The only way to win the game is to not play.

And you’re goddamned right.

Has the guy with the gun always had the Ohio flag on his sleeve?

Heat cycling is a huge stressor on any material. That’s part of why diesel freight trucks tend to last well past a million miles while it’s newsworthy if a passenger car makes it that long. How many times a week is your Toyota Corolla driving 10+ hours at a time? Most commonly, when you hear of a million mile vehicle, it was making long haul deliveries daily and was maintained at the correct intervals.