Pet Semetary, 1989, packed theater. During the scene where the resurrected toddler is chasing Fred Gwynne with a scalpel, a baby suddenly cries out in the back of the theater. The entire audience jumped then burst out in laughter.

Who brings a baby to a Stephen King movie?

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This literally happened to my girlfriend.

She went in to Walmart to find a Black and Decker battery charger. She brought a battery from home to check if it fit. It turns out that Walmart does not sell Black and Decker products.

When she left she was stopped and accused of stealing the battery that they don’t even sell. She was detained by the police for almost an hour as they checked security camera footage to prove that she stole something that they, again, DON’T FUCKING SELL! They don’t even sell products made by that fucking company!

A one minute scan of their inventory would show that but they decided to waste everybody’s fucking time.

I’m typing this from an inflatable pool in my back yard. The water bill is going to be outrageous but that’s a small price to pay to be able to go outside.

How’s the humidity?

People do die

Come visit me in south Louisiana.

“Better living through chemistry”

But they can assist you along the way

I had never heard of CED and researching it led me to the knowledge that laserdisc was originally called Discovision.

Brb. Recording all my records into my vcr.

Mardi Gras season officially begins January 6. Often referred to as twelfth night (of Christmas but we only do Christmas on the 25th), it is the eve of The Epiphany. We celebrate with a walking parade in honor of Joan of Arc.

From there there’s countless celebrations, parades, balls, etc leading up to Fat Tuesday which this year falls on February 17.

So yeah, this is accurate. For us the holiday season doesn’t end until lent.

Edit: that isn’t to say we don’t celebrate New Year’s but everybody is already getting ready for their Mardi Gras activities.

Dude, I’ve seen Shivers. You don’t want any islands up there cut off from the rest of the province.

“no, you.” The most irrefutable of comebacks.

I swear these people have to be trolls. No one can be this stupid.