From Uncle Ben

Peter who?

Better use my hypno glasses, or maybe I should use a hypno kiss instead?

20 years was a little exaggeration, but the idea has been around since 2009.

It’s been 20 years and they just delayed it again so Smith could get the rights to Dogma back so he can make Dogma 2. If it’s coming I’ve given up waiting.

Tusk is probably the closest we’re getting. God that movie is surreal.

This commenter has been sacked.

Kevin Smith has been teasing a moose movie based on jaws for 20 years.

I used to make hard cider. It’s a lot of fun.

I got some bad news about liquor tax.

Send me them little toes. They’re like little corn nibblets.

As you wish sir. Right away sir.

The more you keep commenting the less true this looks. Just thought you should know.

Im so sorry. You’re right. You absolutely deserve to talk shit without any consequences. My mistake sir. Whatever can I do to make up for it sir?

Talking shit when his only post is an ad.

Maybe. I can definitely see why you probably shouldn’t. Fool of a Took.