Three dictators controlling about 11000 nuclear warheads.

Not a doomer, but that looks suspiciously like the Great Filter solution to the Fermi paradox.

Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I’m always punctual and I don’t know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.