Ya’d’nt?

He was the inventor of chicken in a spicy sauce, RIP

Doesn’t work here? (Classic follow-up)

math is useless beyond the basics

Good thing we’re not using any of these useless mathematics anywhere then! I’d hate to learn there are mathematics in my computer, my Internet or my lemmy!

Your explanation is absolutely ludicrous.

‘Football’ comes from the English words ‘foot’ and ‘ball’ which mean approximately ‘foot’ and ‘ball’ respectively. So you could translate ‘football’ to something like ‘ball’s foot’, ‘ball of the foot’ or even ‘football’

ETA: sorry to the above commenter, I didn’t mean to appear aggressive but the downvotes seem to agree I have been excessive. Sorry, it was only a shitpost

Indian people: 👨‍🦲🧔‍♂️👨🧑‍🦲🧑👨‍🦱

Indian people in movies: 🧔🧔‍♀️🧔‍♂️👨🦱🐻

Now that’s some sex talk

Ooooooh it’s you again, you little shit of a pseudo-scientific dog. I swear I will devote all of my energy to your demise, you utter buffoon. Lose the glasses and show us your real face, the face of a complete moron who can’t possibly find the current date on a table calendar. I hate you with a passion, you make a parody of proper scientists. Are you a complete cretin or are you just dishonest? In any case, lose the pretence and find a job that suits you somewhere else, like being dead.

The ones that are ditching France for Russia are.

Because juntas have a hard-on for other authoritarian regimes?

Thank you for your ceviche o7

I’m in!

No actually I’m out.

Strike that. I’m in. Definitely.

- Hey dude, you know you had two goats? Well, I took one

- Whatever I still have one goat left

- Hey dude, you know you had one single goat? Well, I took it

- Wtf, that doesn’t make sense

👆 real dialogues recorded by actual ancient Greeks

Damn, I kinda want to invade and colonise India now, repress freedom movements and cause famines 🤔

In order to enjoy my chicken, a noble cause

We also have state-funded, community-led, proximity kneecapping services.

After sex, Castro made a 7-hour long speech to her, about the merits of a politicised guerrilla to reach a collectivist agriculture and how American capitalism is bad but Nike trainers are different.

Yeah no shit he could beat most people in his area of expertise like I could beat 99.99% of people in my own area of expertise.

The point is that despite buying the best training you can get and rigging half of the matches, he still looks like a mediocre cunt.

The upside-down corpse of Mussolini might disagree with that

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We’re lookin 4 ninja kneecappers with 5+ years experience

No, “ninja” is not some HR lingo, we expect u 2 come with ur own katana