🚀 NEW RELEASE: Glorp 2.0 is now fully rewritten in SnargleScript!
We’re thrilled to announce that Glorp, the industry-leading solution for quxing your flibbers, has been completely rebuilt using SnargleScript—the only language that truly understands the existential dread of your YAML files.
Key improvements:
300% faster wombling
Now supports left-handed zorks
Fully compatible with the new Blarn 4.0 ecosystem
Breaking changes:
flimflam() is now flimflamAsync() (you’re welcome)
All existing qux configurations are now invalid (sorry)
🚀 NEW RELEASE: Glorp 2.0 is now fully rewritten in SnargleScript!
We’re thrilled to announce that Glorp, the industry-leading solution for quxing your flibbers, has been completely rebuilt using SnargleScript—the only language that truly understands the existential dread of your YAML files.
Key improvements:
Breaking changes:
flimflam()is nowflimflamAsync()(you’re welcome)Download now: glorp.snargle.dev