Bonus ancient Reddit thread:

I prefer a more direct approach…

He still likes them. He just used to too.

I’ve yet to visit a city more civil than a forest.

What ever happened to Faye Wray?

Most folks from where I refer to it as a bone in both noun and verb form. I know you think I’m joking, but the head is really stuck in tight…

Instructions unclear. Please advise on how to remove bone from apple unharmed - it is imperative that the bone remain undamaged.

Because the rich pay the middle class to keep the poor in check. It’s that simple really.

It’s the deal the military and police have offered for a long time - recruit heavily from the underclass with the promise of social mobility, up to the next tier - the middle class. In exchange, you agree to oppress and/or kill people from your former social class.

It’s somewhat ironic that this meme is presented from the perspective of two monarchs, who clearly already understand the social dynamics at play, but hey, it makes for good rabble rousing.

Soundtrack for my space bros

Beat me too it.

Well this thread has proven conclusively that atheists are just as closed minded as religious folk. I’ve never seen so many angry idiots argue for suicide.

I’ll spell it out one more time for you dumbfucks and then I’m blocking all your asses.

There is no scientific consensus on what happens to the consciousness after death. Period.

It could just end. It could also mean that you lay there helplessly experiencing the absolute pain of every cell dying, rotting and being consumed as it decays.

It could be that you find yourself trying to justify your sins to Anubis. It could be that you end up in Valhalla.

We simply don’t know. And that makes the risk assessment of the action of suicide (as a relief from the pain of living) volatile to the point where the possible gain in pain relief isn’t worth the loss of your life.

That’s it. That’s my entire argument. It’s not Christian, it’s not scientific. It’s fucking assessing a gambling risk. Grow up and get your collective heads out of your asses - the moral grandstanding because you "suspect’’ I might have a religious view is fucking idiotic and obnoxious - you’re no better than the Christians you think you’re preaching against.

Literally the entire point of my comment is “we don’t know”. Don’t put words in other people’s mouths, and understand that it’s bad form to attempt to make straw man arguments when you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.

The major flaw in your reasoning is that you’re assuming that there’s less pain on the other side. It could be better, but it could be much much worse, especially if you’re carrying the regret of unfinished business left behind.

You have a couple of decades worth of life left to deal with. You’ve got an eternity to be dead, and it could suck worse. Plus, if you’re a Buddhist or Hindu you’re probably gonna have to go through it all again. Might as well see this ride through to the end of the line.

It’s from /r/stonetossingjuice - it’s a rewrite of a fascist comic ala bonehurtingjuice style.

Not gonna post the original because fuck that guy, but I do love a good subversion of fascist propaganda.

Brazenly stolen from /r/stonetossingjuice because fuck reddit and it tickled my lemming.